4.05.2006

I'll Be Your Best Kept Secret And Your Biggest Mistake

1. My uncle once: drove me in his red convertible

2. Never in my life: have I done drugs.


3. When I was five: I was the Pink Ranger.


4. High School is: not what they say it is, and not that note-worthy.


5. My parents are: crazy and overbearing.


6. I once met: the cow that jumped over the moon.


7. There's this girl I know who: might as well be my sister.


8. Once, at a bar: I held my best friends head out of the toilet.


9. Last night: I stayed up till 8 am.


10. Next time I go to church: will be for a funeral or a wedding.


11. When I turn my head left, I see: my pink wall and dangling self-made Japanese Mystery Boxes.


12. When I turn my head right, I see: My dinosaur of a desktop pc's giant monitor and my window.


13. How many days until my birthday?: 189 Days and counting....


14. If I was a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: famous.


15. By this time next year: I'll be going on 21 and moved-out of my parents' house.


16. A better name for me would be: insomniac.


17. I have a hard time understanding: the rules behind daylight savings.


18. If I ever go back to school I: won't let myself leave my books to collect dust in a corner.


19. You know I like you if: we have a lot in common and I can ramble comfortably to you.


20. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my supporters, i.e. my closest friends.


21. Take my advice: don't text and drive.


22. My ideal breakfast is: cheesecake while curled up on the couch in your pj's staring out the window at late morning sky. Or orange and sugar coated Crepes.


23. If you visit my hometown: you'll be bored after 3 days, if not less.


24. Why won't someone: cure me.


25. If you spend the night at my house: my family will make you feel awkward.


26. I'd stop my wedding: only if it were a mistake or I weren't ready.


27. The world could do without: disease and discrimination.


28. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: kill myself. Or lick a spider.


29. Paper clips are more useful than: rubber bands.


30. If I do anything well, it is: critique things and remember random details.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Movie Props and Hollow hearts, with simple strings that snap under tension; broken wings and sultry things,the random pain in your spine that often stings; underpaid, overplayed, the song on the radio that makes you sway; feeling sick, cold and nautious, over-zelous and not too cautious, head over heels for the things you feel, while emotions are blank from the soul that you steal, buried and rotting 6 feet under, feeling depressed over that which you plunder, the cloud, the sky and the grass that gets you high, simple inuendos that make you cry. These are the things that create one being, a one that is oblivious and all seeing, the wisdom of him is vast and true but the innocence inside has made him to crude, too open and weak to the ways of the world, corrupted inside if it weren't for one girl, but all this aside, between you and I, you cannot hide from the bad or take all the good no matter how hard you try and I suppose this could've been said, dictated or easier implied, but is all these things that have created the life that I have described. I am me, for better and worse. Do you love me?