- Motion-sensored sinks. Especially the ones that don't work. You shouldn't have to play hard-to-get with your faucet for 5 minutes just to try to wash your hands.
- What's worse than the sinks? The new motion-sensored soap dispensors! I mean, seriously? Who the hell is too lazy to press a button and get soap? Obviously if you're taking the time to even wash your hands, you're prepared to do all the other tasks involved with it.
- Continuing the pattern set in the first 2 on the list, foam soap. I don't know who does, but I sure as hell don't feel like bubbles are going to clean my hands any better than actual concentrated soap does. Not to mention it dries the skin on my hands to the point where they look like they belong to someone 30 years older than I am.
- The (re)birth of Fashion Mullets. Enough said.
- Guys wearing girl pants. If you want to cross-dress, wear a skirt please.
- Fake eyelashes every day of the year. Who ever said 3 inch long lashes are pretty? Keep it to the holidays.
- The super-pointy-witch-shoes look. Shoes shouldn't be that painful to wear, much less that ridiculous looking.
- Football on more than 2 days a week. As if couples didn't have enough to argue about.
I'm sure there's more, but I'm quickly running out of steam...I was mostly annoyed with the bathrooms at the mall when I was there the other day...lol.
1 comment:
That made me laugh! I have one to add, the automatic flushing toilets that never flush... if the motion sensor is broken u have to press that button, that always freaks me out more than lifting your leg and kicking the handle on normal public bathrooms.
And automatic paper dispensers never give you enough!!
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