Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better...!

Turns out this mantra is more painfully true than expected. In my unfortunate case anyway.

While I have pretty much always had to resort to the "if you want it done right, do it yourself" cliche to get quality results in life, be it a school group assignment or the laundry, I've always still held a smidgen of hope that there were people out there perfectly capable of doing things right or at least giving out enough effort to consider it a decent try. Not to be sexist, but this pitfall seems to always highlight a difference between men (average Joe's) and women. To my dismay, so far Michael does nothing much to refute this time-old assumption. The only things he's proven to be better at so far include: drinking oneself under the table, withholding sex, finding ways to squeeze out of promises, pissing me off to a fine even constant inner boiling, and quickly finding porn made by his current favorite actresses to name the top few. Big emphasis on few.

Now, you may say 'Hey, you're obviously pissed off at the man about something, so how can I know you aren't just making him look bad?' But then all you would probably have to do is ask someone else who knows him too and they would probably concur, at least to half of it. You could also say 'Hey, it's your fault for picking a guy who's seemingly useless' and I guess you would be right, thanks to being so naive.

I'll admit, he definitely has some redeeming features or else I would have never bothered of course, but he definitely has a knack for making one forget what they are. *sigh*
I just hope he stops being such an egocentric-hedonistic douche so much, or else I'll eventually get really get sick and tired of always waiting for some satisfaction and regret everything and resort to the weighing of the pros and cons.